John 7th February 2021

I used to love making Auntie Bet Laugh, as I knew she loved to laugh, and she had a lovely laugh as well. That's why I used to allways get her "Humourous" Cards on her Birthdays. She had such a great sense of humour. I'll miss that laugh forever. Anyway, I thought I'd send her a little limerick, I hope it makes you laugh out load auntie Bet, I will miss you so much, Love, John. xxxxx AUNTIE BET HAD BEEN DELAYED ON THE FINALL JOURNEY THAT SHE HAD MADE KICKING HIS HEELS OUTSIDE HEAVENS DOOR GOD HAD NEVER BEEN KEPT WAITING BEFORE AND AS THE DAY BEGAN TO DRAG GOD REALLY STARTED TO LOSE HIS RAG WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED WHERE COULD SHE BE IT'S TIME FOR MY NAP AND I'M DYING FOR A PEE THEN GOD LET OUT A GREAT BIG CHEER AND SHOUTED OUT BETTY BLUE IS FINALLY HERE GOD WAS ANGRY & HE TURNED BRIGHT GREEN AS HE ASKED POOR BETTY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HELLO GOD SO SORRY I'M LATE I JUST STOPPED OFF TO SEE A MATE PLEASE DON'T BE MOODY & DON'T BE A NAG I WENT ROUND TO SEE JUDY FOR A TEA AND A FAG